In the last five minutes I finally managed to get a stubborn piece of food debris off my griddle pan which led me to do a slow motion air punch which I held for about thirty seconds a la the end of The Breakfast Club.
I’m a homeowner. Don’t stand in my boring, boring way.
Is this actually a thing that happened? Presumably Rangers or Celtic will have to pay for any damage? You’d think people would have better things to do on a Monday night than have a fight at a weans’ football game.