June 2013
3 posts
May 2013
13 posts
You look nice today.
April 2013
26 posts
What have your highlights been of the last five minutes?
In the last five minutes I finally managed to get a stubborn piece of food debris off my griddle pan which led me to do a slow motion air punch which I held for about thirty seconds a la the end of The Breakfast Club.

I’m a homeowner. Don’t stand in my boring, boring way.
How much will it cost to replace the 66 seats broken by Old F*rm fans at Firhill tonight? At an Under 17s game.
Is this actually a thing that happened? Presumably Rangers or Celtic will have to pay for any damage? You’d think people would have better things to do on a Monday night than have a fight at a weans’ football game.