It’s a little known fact that The Great Collapso was once responsible for most of those TV programmes where a masked magician reveals the secrets of his more scrupulous colleagues.
Unfortunately, after two years of being a highly successful associate producer on those sorts of shows he was thrown out of the magic circle. Literally. They threw him out of the building and proceeded to beat him with prop swords and majestic wooden cabinets.
It was pretty brutal.
Michael Park (occasionally known as The Great Collapso), Glasgow-based Mickey-Mouse graduate with delusions of grandeur, used to be in the employ of the shadowy ‘hecklerspray‘ y’know… before it was shit.
You might have come across him stammering his way through an interview on BBC World Service. More than likely though, you’ve just read rumours about his love-making prowess scratched into walls of toilet cubicles all over the country.
If you have an interest in taking on a man who, despite his persona, is really quite nice in person then you’d do well to get in touch with him via Twitter as that is where he spends the vast majority of his time.