This is a recording of me reading from Catch-22. It’s a description of Colonel Cathcart who is the character responsible for the overwhelming use of Catch-22. It could well be a description of me.
An Accurate Portrait of Me on Audioboo
It’s pretty scary.
Hello you sexy thing,
I’m the best man at my best friend’s wedding in a little over two weeks and I’ve been trying to work on my delivery by reading things aloud. I figured that I’d read some Douglas Adams things. You might have noticed me posting audioboos of me reading things out.
This one is one of my favourite passages from one of my favourite books.
I wanted you to know that I’m not just doing it because I like the sound of my own voice.
So… you know… if you want to listen to it you can do a little click just below.
The Electric Monk from ‘Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency’.
You’re all very nice. I don’t tell you that enough.
The Problems of Scale - The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, read by me http://audioboo.fm/boos/862877
A pulp cover of “The Murders in the Rue Morgue” by Edgar Allan Poe. My incredible friend Lauren bought me this for my birthday last year but it had an updated cover. I’m not suggesting that she should buy it again with this cover on it.
She should though.
I used to be a TV Evangelist but I didn't believe my own bullshit.
