It’s Burns Night so sit yourself down, raise a glass and toast the Immortal Bard. Don’t know any Burns? Not Scottish? What a dreadful life of drudgery you must lead.

Let me read you ‘Address to a Haggis’. You’ll just have to SIT THERE AND LIKE IT.

On the off chance you do like it; here’s my Audioboo stream where there’s other stuff I’ve read aloud.

Here’s a poem about the delectable delights of alcohol. It’s for all of us who are sitting in on a Saturday night with a wee dram to keep us warm. Love to all of you people.

The nights are ‘fer drawn’ in’ and nothing captures the mild peril of Winter like Robert Burns’ ‘Tam O’ Shanter’.

Submitted for your auditory enjoyment is me reading it.

If that didn’t bore you to tears then you can hear me reading other stuff that I like by clicking here.